from my book-in-progress, Dating Wisdom–Yeah, Riiight Try not to be so stunningly handsome that your date will have to avert her eyes.
from my book-in-progress, Dating Wisdom–Yeah, Riiight… Guys–keep the inordinate scratching to a minimum.
and consider brushing up on your conversational skills. [Another page from my book-in-the-works…]
Uhhh, not quite right for that much-anticipated tractor pull. [All you heard was ‘runway’, right?]
Your date’s father may well be less than hospitable. [Homicidal, even?] Buck up, avoid eye contact, and hope to God she’s ready to bolt.
from my book-in-progress. New working title: Dating Wisdom–Yeah, Riiight.
clueless source. What I’m working on: Dating Wisdom: A Tongue-in-Cheek Guide for the Socially Skeptical (working title)