Feeling the need for simplicity and–sighhhh–a trip down memory lane, I called up an episode of Leave It to Beaver. [You do realize life was perfect back then.]
Beaver tells his family that he wants to be a writer.
Ward Cleaver (to Beaver): I think you should do what Somerset Maugham did.
Beaver: Was he a writer?
Wally: With a name like that what do you think he is? A linebacker for the Baltimore Colts?
Classic line, Wally.
Image credit: ABC Television [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
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