Aim for truth and honesty in your writing. But that scathing expose of graft and corruption in a neighborhood lemonade stand will hardly move the needle. Shoot higher next time.
Category Archives: Humor
Writers Horoscope–Day 7
Face your fears.
Your latest work can’t be that bad.
And letting the toner cartridge run dry won’t make the words go away.
Either print it out or invest in a better coping mechanism.
Writers Horoscope–Day 6
Today, make your characters come alive.
Within reason, of course. The neighbors are starting to talk.
Writers Horoscope–Day 3
You were going to chuck it all. But think carefully now…offers from Earl and Pearl’s Blockbuster Publishing don’t come around every day.
Writers Horoscope–Day 2
You have two problems. That stratified clutter pile is calling your name. And you haven’t finished your chapter. Seismic activity will solve the first problem. For that matter, the second one, as well. Pay close attention to plot twists during your evacuation.
Writers Horoscope–Day 1
Your romantic comedy is going nowhere fast. Take that dog for a walk. Your bunny slippers could use a break. And a plot breakthrough awaits you at the Stop ‘N Shop.
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