Rants and Riffs: Installment #5

–If you want to crank out a substandard product and still make a little cash, look to the world of pet products. After all, how can you guarantee the entertainment value of a dog toy? And so, it’s a wide open marketplace. “Barkley couldn’t live without his Squiggly Squirrel” goes Read more…

Rants and Riffs: Installment #3

Today’s topic: Cinnamon rolls. Come on folks, if there isn’t a roiling ooze of brown sugar, melted butter, and cinnamon the second the knife presses into the roll, it ain’t a cinnamon roll. Want one with frosting? How about powdered sugar/cream cheese mortar? Something that requires the slathering skills of Read more…

Rants and Riffs: Installment #2

I want to live in a world where employees get paternity/maternity leave for when a new dog or cat joins the family. It makes perfect sense! “Snuffles, this is where you will sleep.” * “Jujubee, this is when I will feed you.” ** “Angel Face, that’s what the backyard is Read more…

I should be writing. Instead…

visiting with friends… I’ve seen these guys around town, but never realized they had spiritual leanings. The sign also suggests they’re headed to their SUV for relocation. This little diva was miffed that local paparazzi were interrupting her extended lunch.