Your friend woke up to three ‘Thanks, but no thanks.’ emails last Friday.
You could be next.
You could give up. Or you could…
- unleash your trusty PaperMate… [Adding sound effects is perfectly acceptable.]
- scrawl out an angry, primed-for-the-trashcan “You don’t know what you’re missing!” tirade…
- move on with your novel about a thoughtless, talentless book editor who encounters a gauntlet of starving homicidal writers.