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“I feel that at a certain age, we should all stop being excited about life.”
Oh, great. And I had another 59 minutes with this bundle of joy.
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“Do you even have any cleaning products?”
He held up a shriveled beige sponge. I didn’t want to know where the beige came from.
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So I have some bad news and some really bad news.”
“Hold on. I have to take this call.”
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“Why do you think I’m Native American?”
All eyes turned toward me as I nodded. It was all I could think of doing–just nod till you think of a reason. Good reason, stupid reason. Anything would do.
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“Covering your eyes won’t make it go away.”
“Yeah, but it can’t hurt.”
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“Walking down the middle of the street is only going to…”
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“Not too thrilled that you’ve decided on him…”
“Uh, not too thrilled that you’re saying this with him in the room.”
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“I mean, who even thinks of the weird names of these medications?”
“They’re probably under the influence of the product when they conjure them up.”
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She was brave. She was daring. And she stood by me when I faced down the 28 rugrats…
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“Hey, the fun starts now!”
“Define ‘fun’.”
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When they told me I had to wear a shirt to school, well, that was it for formal education.
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