I want to live in a world where…

cheese and loaves of bread

These folks are halfway there. Now all they have to do is jam a thumb-sized chunks of this cheese throughout one of those loaves.

cheese bread actually includes chunks of detectable cheese rather than a few scattered molecules. [I mean it, we’re talkin’ molecules!]


Ditto with cookies n’ cream ice cream. If I wanted  crumbs n’ cream ice cream, that’s what I’d buy. Cookies n’ cream should feature veins and lodes of the chocolate cookie. [I mean it, we’re talkin’ veins and lodes!].

ice cream cone with Oreo cookie lodged in ice cream

Now we’re talkin’…

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NOTE TO WRITERS: Rants require overuse of exclamation points and annoying phrasal repetition…and the use of snooty words like ‘phrasal’.


Writer. Former teacher. Baker. Spoiler of dogs.


Ron Robinson · April 20, 2019 at 11:31 am

Love this post. How about excessive use of CAPITALIZATION?

    TMH · April 20, 2019 at 11:47 am

    YES! THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, RON!! At my age, the bigger the letters, the easier to read/‘hear’.

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