black dog asleep

Total rant: We’re doing it all wrong.

Rather than go to the trouble of buying and administering tranquilizers to skittish pets on July 4th, how about we track down and tranquilize the mouth-breathers who set off fireworks in the late night?

Not enough? Partial lobotomies or personality transplants come to mind.

“No need to pay a fine, you guys. Just step right in for a quick noise abatement orientation…”

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And while I’m at it, how many of the folks who slap together those fireworks stands for a quick buck are also owners of skittish pets?

 


TMH

Writer. Former teacher. Baker. Spoiler of dogs.

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