I should have been writing. Instead…Fudgy Mocha Bars

There’s nothing I like better than seeing my wife drive off for a few errands–now, now, now, let me finish–so I can dive into a baking project.

The best part? When she returns, she is enveloped in the aroma of chocolate decadence at 350 degrees.

[Even better? When I have time to clean the kitchen before she gets back. Nailed it!]

The task at hand was Fudgy Mocha Bars from Dorie Greenspan’s Dorie’s Cookies.

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I eased up a bit on the flour [adds to the candy bar effect] and pushed the cocoa [measuring? I don’t think soooo.].

The 30-minute cooling-off period [in other words, infinity] gave me some mulling time:

  1. Since when did manufacturers [aka the insidious “they”] start making chocolate chip packages ‘adult-safe’? Am I now so pathetic that I need to pack a trusty pair of scissors wherever I go? And am I now so lame that I’ll also need a scissors-holster? [“T, how many times have I told you?! No hobbling through the house with scissors!”]

  2. Since when did I drift into a parallel universe where I started dicing, spreading, and/or kneading along the edge of the counter? Have I suddenly forgotten gravity’s peculiar powers? I can see it coming– Roombas pre-programmed with: “Clean up at the east wing of the kitchen!”. 

Result on the Fudgy Mocha Bars: I broke off an ample hunk for breakfast. [Note: food tastes better in hunks. Well, except for soup…and salads…okay, you know what I mean.]



When I saw the photo of the Fudgy Mocha Bars, I wondered how different they would be from just plain brownies. And yet, there was a different, and welcome, consistency.

Speaking of brownies [and I can’t think of a reason not to speak of them], here is my favorite recipe: Best Cocoa Brownies from Alice Medrich’s Cookies and Brownies

Gotta tell you…these two ladies know their way around an oven.

Writers Horoscope August 27: Your reclusiveness serves no one.

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Get outside and see the world.
You have a pad and paper. And a camera, fergawdsakes.
The weather is too nice for you to breathe indoor air.

And who knows what draft-worthy stuff you might find as you cruise the neighborhood…

mulkey ave bear yay summer

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Writers Horoscope August 26: Today seek help.

No, not that kind. [Your sanity is not in question.**]

You realize you’re better at ideation and first drafting on paper.

But someone has to digitize that brilliance.

Time for…a virtual assistant.

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Always wise to check references, however.

**…yet.

 

 

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Writers Horoscope August 25 : Today, you’ll have your eyes on a different prize.

 

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And you will pay for it.

Three pounds later, 2000 words in arrears, you will resolve to turn it around tomorrow.

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You will need twice the willpower to atone for your sins–a day of watercress/kale smoothies and 4000 words [you might as well riff on your day of decadence].

But hey, it was fun while it lasted, right?

 

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Writers Horoscope August 24: Rejection? Make it work for you.

Your friend woke up to three ‘Thanks, but no thanks.’ emails last Friday.

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A pity.

You could be next.

You could give up. Or you could…

  • unleash your trusty PaperMate… [Adding sound effects is perfectly acceptable.]
  • scrawl out an angry, primed-for-the-trashcan “You don’t know what you’re missing!” tirade…
  • move on with your novel about a thoughtless, talentless book editor who encounters a gauntlet of starving homicidal writers.

Your choice.

Writers Horoscope August 23 : Run your own race. Find your own pace.**

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Sure, others will push past you and achieve more notable success.

Look at it this way [yes, it’s Chapter Umpteen in ‘find the positives’.]: You may never have to confront that damnable ‘impostor syndrome’ that creeps up on some folks. And if you keep lip-diddling your way through your one book, you won’t face that fearsome ‘sophomore slump’.


 

** Yes, sentence 2 was redundant, but I fell victim to the rhyme. So sue me.

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Writers Horoscope August 22: The work of others calls your name. Stay original.

Go ahead…

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Take a quick peek.

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Not bad, huh…

It might be just what you need to freshen up that lifeless essay on your daily struggles.

Tsk, tsk, tsk…stealing from an inanimate object.

Shame on you.

 

Writers Horoscope August 21: Prepare to be exploited.

Your desperation attracts jackals.

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You wanted an editor for your easy chapter book. First quote to come in: $1500.
Say what?
Exhibit patience. Not your strong suit.
Lower quotes are on the way.
Time for you to be the exploiter.**


 

**Even if you follow up on a $500 offer, and don’t like the results, find another editor with a reasonable rate. Result: Detailed feedback from two editors and you’re still out hundreds less than if you’d jumped at that first profiteer.

 

 

Writer Horoscope August 20: Today, avoid being your own worst enemy.

gratisography-donut holes on fingers keyboarding difficult obstacles in own way

You have enough demons undermining your progress. 

Free up those fingers and finish that next chapter.

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Writers Horoscope August 19: Today, break from your daily routine.

You don’t always have to write first thing in the morning.

Seek adventure that might spur a whole new plot, a new series of blog posts, even a misdemeanor on your up-to-now unsullied criminal record.

Be open to possibility.

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